Things I've learned
You know te ferry means business when they hand out anti-nauseants and puke bags!
Ronald mcdonal is really creep when he's 25' tall!
14 people crammed into a van is not fun after 15 of travelling!
Disney did a great job of depicting sea turtles!
Monkey's arent the only beings that love to eat me! Mosquito's and other flying bugs do to!
Just when you think you have seen major poverty, there is always somethig worse to follow!
After 45min in rush hour traffic in pollution worse than LA, your throat begins to burn!
Jamming a pen in your eardrum is more fun ten listening to the venga boys, especially 135 times a day!!
The only thing worse than Venga boys, is Barbie Girl!!
I have a career in drag!
It's against my moral compass to pay to urinate!
It takes a minimum of 4 weeks to remember not to put your used toilet paper in the bowl!
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