1. brown hair and board shorts do not get you hissed or hollered at
2. hanging out with blond haired blue eyed swedish girls does!!!
3. howler monkies sound like they are a woman in labor
4. do not leave your lunch unattended. the raccoons and the monkies have sticky fingers!!
5. many locals think that every white person does not speak a word of spanish. "Yes of course i want to buy your bundle of banana's. especially since you tried to get my attention by calling me puta!!" idiots
6. i apparently really don't like getting wet. ive only been in the ocean once (and that was cuz i had to pee really really badly!!)
7. your standards lower considerably after a week in a hostel!!
8. it's not some crazy scabies infection or eggs they just laid in your skin. the sand is just really f'n sticky here!
9. im a hyper chondriac
10. latin mosquitos are waaaaaay smarter than north american ones.
11. do not tell a local "estoy cansada" when you meant "estoy casada". they take it as an invite!! (Mom, thanks for trying to prewarn me about this very easy mix up. apparently it did not work!!)
12. a 4 star resort bed would be sooooo nice right about now
13 cosmo seems to be of latin descent
14. adults are harder to train than children!!
15. it can be very hard to fill 16 hours every day
16. the hot french bartender only wants your tip!! :(
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